Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
—Steven Wright
—Steven Wright
So apparently I’m just full of shit. All the time. Question me, everytime I say something, even if it isn’t relevant. Do it!
I was talking to my fiance tonight and he told me something that shook a few neurons I think in the ol’ noggin. Essentially his daughter was told by his ex-wife that I am a “teenager” well at least I look the part. My first reaction was of course to be offended and re-evaluate my actions in the past year and blah blah blah. But then it hit me, its just jealousy. Here I am 20, never been married, graduated High school, is currently in college and she’s produced three kids with two men and cheated on one (mine), High school diploma is questionable, and never went to college.
Its so funny how the people who know you the least, have the most to say.
To make it sweet, I just needed this page to vent. Thanks
So I realized that my eating habits are wretched. I woke up the other day and felt extremely puffy and you know the ” I feel gross” feeling. Enough is enough I said!
Two days ago I started a “body cleanse”. I took out all processed foods like creamy shit, pasta, cheese, fatty meats and essentially saucy foods that are loaded with processed fats. I also took out caffeine…… I feel amazing. I am on my third day and have lost 5 lbs. Yeah, i’m pumped.
—James Dean
Happy Fathers Day to all! Today is a day to celebrate the fathers we have. So Cheers to all the fathers in the world! May you lead and protect, and teach their children in the way in which is good and right.
I must give a shout out to my uncles, granddad, and most of all my Richard. I love the way he fathers his daughter and I cant wait for him to be the father of our children. I feel like he needs extra “shouts” due to the absence of his daughter, Julia. I really hope his ex-wife proves me wrong and lets Julia talk to him. But then again, i’m not counting on anything. She has proven to be well, something that I feel is something I shall keep in my noggin (might change your view of me a bit, that is for the worse).
I also want to say thanks to my father. He has always been there for me even in the times that I didn’t want him to be. He is quite the man and I thank God for him. He really is an encouragement.
And this is the lovely Esther Detmers, my great Grandmother. My brother looks just like her. Crazy.
Today I clean. Not because my parents are coming home but because I simply love to do it. I find it interesting that as a child I loathed the idea. It stressed me out. Now, its my mental and physical therapy.
There is something about putting your hands in warm, soapy water or smelling the orange citrus of pledge. I love watching the bucket of water fill with hot, steamy water and bubble up as the murphy’s oil soap is added. There is something to say about that smell. Cleansing. Now lets not forget about the vacuum. Many fear it, like cats, dogs, babies. I still can’t figure out why. I mean, I guess I can understand the noise or the opposing size in some cases, but it really is the ultimate cleansing agent.
What it all comes down to is the idea. The idea that I am cleaning up the mess that I have made. That we all have made. Something that I have power over. Easily dirtied, easily fixed. Call me a control freak or whatever but I think this truth sounds through a lot of us. So clean on I say… clean on!